So sadly, we have to take a hiatus. There are a few reasons for this, but I’ll start at the top:

1. This was suppossed to just be a summer project, for laughs and stuff.
2. These are fun! They’re also a lot of work, and they take a lot of time to shoot, edit and post.
3. We also have a few other projects that we’re working on too!
4. Most of the Fall movies look shitty – Social Network? Seriously? Who really gives a shit about the origins of Facebook… only movie lovers and the bored are going to go see this
5. We don’t get paid or anything for these ya know… hint hint!

We’ll still do one every now and then – like I said, we really like them, but just not every week. So how do you get your fix? SUBSCRIBE! You can also subscribe to David’s YouTube channel as well here: hangwdavid

Thanks and XOX’s
Chris and David!

We loved it! We love love loved it!

David and Chris review: Going the Distance.

Wow! Super fun, super believable, and really cute!
David loved the story and how plausible it was.
Chris loved the dialogue and the side-kicks!
We both though Christina Applegate was beyond awesome!!!

David and Chris Review – Scott Pilgrim VS. the World

David really liked it, gimmick and all! It was cute!
Chris thought the gimmick got old, FAST! Also, it was totally miscast.
(Go read the books though, they’re AWESOME!)

We’re BACK! And this time we reviewed Eat Pray Love, because a lot of you demanded it!

David liked the messages and such
Chris liked the amazing looking food and so on.
we both thought it was waaaaaaay to forced.

We also both want a sassy black best friend and a year off!

Whoa! The egos on this set must’ve been CRAZY!!! Stallone is too old, and I’m pretty sure that Jason Statham (hot as he might be) is kinda regretting that LionsGate deal…. But shit blows up, so there is THAT.

I don’t have a vagina, so this movie holds no appeal – our friend Bettina DOES though, and this is what she though:
“Julia Robert’s travelogue is quite lovely to watch. It’s incredible how she always had great weather and comfortable shoes. Although I’m now feeling like I don’t have enough floaty tunic tops and linen capri pants to wear on my upcoming European adventure.

But… the movie had little to do with the book, save the name of the character… and a few plot points. Which, had I gone in with higher expectations, would have disappointed greatly. You see, Elizabeth Gilbert is my hero. Gilbert was living a life that did not fit her, and, with an honest and self-deprecating voice, took us, her readers, on her incredibly emotional journey that got her to a place where she liked her life again. She made me laugh so hard that I cried, cry so hard until my eyes were red, and nod my head vigorously to absolutely no one when I understood, as she described her feelings of pain or elation or enlightenment, exactly how she felt. Her book helped me work through the pain of my own divorce, and I’ve given it to friends who have said to me that the book had the same effect for them.

This movie? This movie just made me want to eat. I had to follow it up with a viewing of The Expendables, where I am pretty sure I sprouted a Y chromosome.”

Oh Scott Pilgrim, I LOVED the graphic novels, but Michael Cera is NOT right for this role! Apparently it was a hit at Comic Con and it’s supposedly a good movie – might end up being a sleeper hit. Alas though – no more roles like this for Mike… really, we’re over it and the box office results shows that.

See you all next week!

David and Chris review – Step Up 3D!

David liked it! The dance numbers were great, but the story was “meh”.
Chris thought the plot was horrible, but Rick Malambri was worth it! Oh, and the dance numbers were good too!

WE BOTH HATED THE 3D! STOP IT ALREADY!

Charlie St. Cloud (Zac Efron) is spending his last summer in Massachusetts before heading off to Stanford on a full sailing scholarship (really?), and vows to play catch with his little brother, Sam, every day before he leaves. Only, POW – they’re hit by a Mack Truck and Sam DIES. Zac dies too, but Ray Liotta uses his St. Jude medal to bring him back to life because he doesn’t believe in lost causes. Unless they’re Zac’s brother, Sam, in which case he totally believes in lost causes.

FIVE YEARS LATER.

Fade up on five years later and no one has aged at all. Zac has put his education on hold (totally never going to Stanford) in order to take a full time position as grounds-keeper of the local cemetery. SEXY! This job allows him plenty of time to converse with the ghosts that he’s been seeing ever since his accident. Including, of course, Sam, with whom he plays catch every night when the cannon fires (like we’ve reverted to 1867, and we don’t have clocks or watches or cell-phones with alarms).

Enter Tess, who ascended the sailing throne that Zac left behind when he became a Ghost Whisperer, and is planning a solo trip around the world. The best way to practice for such a voyage? Sail headlong into a hurricane by yourself, without telling anyone what you’re doing. The next morning she wakes up on her father’s grave with a nasty gash on her head. Zac takes her back to his place and cleans her up. Then they totally do it in the graveyard! It’s sort of sexy, but also not sexy because it’s entirely in silhouette and shot from the shoulders up. What is this, ABC Family? Show us some man-skin!

Zac wakes up alone in the graveyard, and finds out Tess has been missing for three days, so that wasn’t her he had sex with, it was a ghost! SEXY! Er, I mean, CREEPY! Zac is sad for like a minute, but then comes to the conclusion that she isn’t ACTUALLY dead, she’s just sort of dead. So he steals a boat and goes looking for her, but it takes a really long time, which means Zac isn’t back in time to play catch with Sam. Sam is pretty sad, and obviously doesn’t realize that he’s a GHOST and therefore could just zap himself into Zac’s boat and hang out with him all he wants. Instead, he walks toward the light, and goes to heaven! Yay!

Meanwhile, out on the ocean, Zac sees the shooting star and realizes that it’s Sam’s spirit going up to heaven AND showing him the location of Tess’s wreck. Zac finds Tess in a desperate state of hypothermia, and promptly strips her down to share his body heat with her. And that’s… not that sexy. They lie like that for a really long time.

Next thing you know, everyone is fine, and Tess can’t understand why she keeps having sexy dreams about Zac Efron (join the club). He tells her it’s because they totally had sex while she was dead, and she’s pretty okay with that, so they plan a trip around the world together, and sail off into the sunset in their snowy white sailing outfits. THE END.

In summation: Not enough shirtless Zac Efron. I give it two flares and a St. Jude medal for this lost cause.

Due to our schedules we had to take the week off – BUT, we left you a present!
Try and guess which movie we’re talking about

Also – hit us up here: davidandchrisreview@gmail.com

David and Chris review – Salt

It has Angelina Jolie, she might be a Russian spy?
She goes on the run, steals clothes, looks sexy and beats people up.
Nothing original, but an OK summer flick.